We all have certain people who just love to get under our skin; however, we have friends to complain to about them. But what happens when your alleged BBF happens to be one of those negative people you just can’t stand to be around anymore? Read this list of 5 fun lines to give you a laugh and, maybe, some inspiration to get away from your best friends for never.

  1. 1 "With friends like them, who needs enemies?"


    Originally coined by American comedian Joey Adams, this line has resonated with, probably, millions. But, really. If your friends are anything but helpful, honest, and supportive, why stick around?

  2. 2 "I was hoping to have a cheerleader, not an undertaker."


    Real friends like to see their loved ones get ahead in life. If you've got a toxic friend, chances are they're going to try with all of their might to bury you. Who needs that?

  3. 3 "What is this, The Roommate?"


    The 2011 film starring Leighton Meester and Minka Kelly opens on Sara, a college freshman, meeting her roommate, Rebecca. However, Rebecca develops an obsession with Sara and tries to become, quite literally, her.

    This is a sign of a toxic friendship. The toxic friend, usually fuelled by jealousy, will try to copy his/her friend to eventually out do them or blacken their name. This way, the toxic friend can be deemed "better." These can be either physical changes, changes to their speech patterns/slang, or picking up their friend's activities/ hobbies. The goal is to assert dominance and to outshine their friends in all they do.

  4. 4 "You deserve an Oscar for this performance."


    People pretend well. Whether they lie in an attempt to keep the peace - white lies - or to do damage, most are exceptional at masking their intentions. Toxic friends are masters at pretending - much like actors. So, once discovered, give those toxic friends a round of applause for their Oscar-worthy performances.

  5. 5 "Wipe away those alligator tears, dear, the cameras are off."


    Sure, it's another acting reference, but toxic friends are excellent at manipulation. They've learned all of this information about you and know exactly how to pull at your heartstrongs. Fell bad for them because they seem genuinely sorry for telling your major secret/ hooking up with your love interest/ lying/ their rotten mood? Don't. They know how to play their game - don't stay wrapped around their little finger.

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Samantha Curreli
Samantha Curreli is a staff writer at Reach Out Recovery. Sam is also a graduate of Arcadia University's MFA in Creative Writing Program and a freelance journalist for New Jersey music magazine, The Aquarian Weekly. She has had multiple pieces of fiction published in literary magazines and short story anthologies.

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